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Neil Torrance
Aural Sex
Created on 2001-04-09 18:15:24 (#96181), last updated 2009-10-04
8,274 comments received, 7,563 comments posted
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Basic Info| Name: | Señor Peligro |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1983-11-21 |
| Location: | Orlando, Florida, United States |
| Website: | Footlawl |
Contact:
ig88kurt@hotmail.com Bio"Neil Torrance? That android DJ what was sent backwards through time to moisten the panties of the women of the 21st century? I don't want anything to do with him."
"...Chain-smoking lunatic..."
"...English major revolutionary and progressive DJ..."
"I so want to have sex with you right now."
"...Neil listens to light-saber music..."
"Sometimes an asshole, true, but always satisfactory in the bed."
"Fiend."
"...Shipwrecked sailor."
"Thank so much for your yummy and salty cum in the end. The night would not have been complete without it. Maybe next time we can have a little less of the drinking and a little more of the hot, lubricated sex."
"Of all the people I've ever had sex with, you are by far the best. Holy shit."
"I want some of that Neil Torrance hottness. Get back to me on that one."
"Yeah, I felt his dick. It was fantastic. Awe-inspiring, even."
"He seemed to think that I was put on this Earth to give BJs to SMALL DICKED, MORALLY DEVOID, SEX OBSESSED, DIRTY, HEDONISTIC, NAVY DROP OUTS."
"Dick move, bro."
"You have always been more than satisfactory in bed."
"Dude, I don't know. I was super drunk, walking back from parking far away, there's a cop handing Neil a machine gun"
"Neil; you couldn't do it when you tried and believe me, you'd be just as awful at it now."
"You just fucking love bats."
"We know you're out there, sailor boy. We know where you are. Don't you wish you could go home?"
"...Chain-smoking lunatic..."
"...English major revolutionary and progressive DJ..."
"I so want to have sex with you right now."
"...Neil listens to light-saber music..."
"Sometimes an asshole, true, but always satisfactory in the bed."
"Fiend."
"...Shipwrecked sailor."
"Thank so much for your yummy and salty cum in the end. The night would not have been complete without it. Maybe next time we can have a little less of the drinking and a little more of the hot, lubricated sex."
"Of all the people I've ever had sex with, you are by far the best. Holy shit."
"I want some of that Neil Torrance hottness. Get back to me on that one."
"Yeah, I felt his dick. It was fantastic. Awe-inspiring, even."
"He seemed to think that I was put on this Earth to give BJs to SMALL DICKED, MORALLY DEVOID, SEX OBSESSED, DIRTY, HEDONISTIC, NAVY DROP OUTS."
"Dick move, bro."
"You have always been more than satisfactory in bed."
"Dude, I don't know. I was super drunk, walking back from parking far away, there's a cop handing Neil a machine gun"
"Neil; you couldn't do it when you tried and believe me, you'd be just as awful at it now."
"You just fucking love bats."
"We know you're out there, sailor boy. We know where you are. Don't you wish you could go home?"
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2600, 91.5, adam freeland, alcohol, antichrist, atheism, benjamin technology, bling, books, breaks, debate, djs, drinking, dvds, electro, electronica, emt, eris, erol alkan, family guy, fight club, fnord, free thought, fucking, ghosts, glock, guns, haunted ebay paintings, hernan cattaneo, horror movies, hybrid, infusion, jack daniels, john digweed, john madden, kubrick, liberal, london, lost, making out, marilyn manson, mauro picotto, miami hurricanes, ministry, movies, mst3k, music, neil torrance, nick warren, parties, phreaking, pink floyd, politics, progressive house, ps2, psyclon nine, rage against the machine, revolution, rifles, road trips, sander kleinenberg, sarcasm, sasha, sasha and john digweed, sex, skinny puppy, socialism, something awful, tattoos, the fibonacci sequence, the shining, the x-files, thismeansyou, tom tomorrow, tool, turntables, underworld, vinyl, vodka, white zombie, women, zombies
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Schools:
University High School - Orlando, FL (1998 - 2002)Valencia Community College - Orlando, FL (2007 - present)
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